Stop Press: Chippers NOT going to Charlton

After months of transfer speculation we can reveal that the Scott Chipperfield will not be going to Charlton. In a shock decision…

Apologies to our fan(s) that the Soccer Squirrel has been so lazy recently. He has been hibernating or whatever it is that Squirrel’s do once they finished playing with their nuts (it’s sad but we’ve actually spent the last few months thinking up quality gags like that one).

We are back. After the World Cup correspondent had his laptop stolen/left at the airport in Germany and was almost deported from England he had a particularly hungover and emotional viewing of “Bend it like Beckham” and once again the fire burns for the Soccer Squirrel.

Meanwhile the man with his eye on the local scene is back in the country and having purchased a greyhound and landing a plum job running an Ireland-Australia dating service he is once more trying to while away the hours at work.

Sadly however it seems the Football Flog has undertaken a misguided mission to rid the earth of stingrays so we won’t be hearing anymore from him.

Please be patient as we sort our s(h)ite out and apologies to all who’ve become frustrated with our lapse. In the meantime we recommend you visit Hamish’s great site here.

Stayed tuned.